So the other day me and boys went over to vancouver for a friends bday party. The next day we decided to stop at the bar for a few drinkies before we had to head back. I tossed back like 4 or 5 blue bucks and was buzzin nice. The ride back involved taking a bus all the way to the ferry and it was one of those bus rides that doesnt stop along the way. The total ride was like 45 mins.

So we get on this bus and im fairly drunk just shooting the s*** and acting a fool. Alls good for the first 10 mins or so then i realize i gotta pee. Like really bad.

I try to hold it and focus on other s*** but we keep goin over bumps and it feels like my bladder will burst. I start to freak out and panic. What can i do? Im not gonna make it. Im gonna pee my pants 👖

In a last ditch effort i just huddle into the corner of this bus with people all around and i get my friends to kind of block me. And i just piss right on the floor of this passenger bus thats full of like 40 people.... the piss started pooling and the running down the aisle 🏃‍♂️ and i just zip up and act like nothing happened 😐

Welp thats my story. Have u ever peed in a weird public place?

Move to misc

bro...

Dirty mf

Cool fake story and great now the mods can finally ban your stupid gimmick account

Wow! Completely wacky and hilarious! Absolute peak of comedy right here, it doesn’t get much better than this!

LMAO, imagine being embarassed to ask driver to stop, but not being embarassed enough to literally piss on a bus floor.

FAKE

why do guys like op make fake stories

what is the psychology behind it

Why is everybody assuming its fake what am i missing

Ive seen it happen IRL plenty of times with drunk people

Why does life sxn always have these weird as random threads LOL

I think people are being unfair it could be a real story

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Yeah I saw that one

I can't believe his friends did that pretty messed up

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Just lock that s*** up

Haha I like when he peed on the bus

Its def a real story.

I guess when your life is literally sad af and u dont do s***, maybe u dont believe that interesting s*** happens irl

I thinks it’s time to put op in permanent timeout

Queef latina

I wud do same tbh

how the f*** is pissing on a bus floor "interesting"