Dec 23, 2020My friends and fellow posters, it is December 23 and once again, it is time for FESTIVUS. Are you tired of the commercialized aspects of the holidays? Maybe you’re over the religious sentiments? Maybe you’re lost in this travesty of a year and looking for something new to scratch that holiday itch? Well, Festivus is right up your alley. You might be wondering, “Jerry, what is Festivus?”
It’s based on a true story from one of the Seinfeld writers lives growing up, and it was highlighted in Season 9, Episode 10 of the hit sitcom “Seinfeld”, in an episode titled “The Strike”
To quote the late, amazingly talented Jerry Stiller from that episode:
“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. Out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us. And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. Instead of a tree, there's an aluminum pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.”
A shoutout from George Costanza!
Video explanation
RIP Jerry Stiller aka Frank Costanza
Kr0niic ☘️Dec 23, 2020C**
- OPDec 23, 2020
If anyone wants to air their grievances, Festivus is the time to do so.
Tubig 🌊Dec 23, 2020·1 replyI’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!
Dec 23, 2020·2 repliesRIP Jerry Stiller
- OPDec 23, 2020Tubig
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!
George, until you pin me, Festivus is not over!
Dec 23, 2020saceRIP Jerry Stiller
I’mma be a better you
Dec 23, 2020·1 reply- Tubig 🌊Dec 23, 2020sace
RIP Jerry Stiller
Damn I forgot he passed this year. RIP
Dec 23, 2020·1 replyFestivus for the rest of us!
RIP Jerry Stiller
Dec 23, 2020·1 replyHappy festivus @op !
- OPDec 23, 2020rhyming rhino
Happy festivus @op !
- OPDec 23, 2020No Color
Festivus for the rest of us!
RIP Jerry Stiller
This is amazing
- Dec 23, 2020
HAPPY FESTIVUS
Magenta 💞Dec 23, 2020another festivus miracle!
Dec 23, 2020Seinfeld
Dec 23, 2020https://soundcloud.com/walefolarin/sets/festivusRon Royaltyfirst thing i thought of
Dec 23, 2020Happy Festivus.
- OPDec 24, 2020·1 reply
Hate to plug my own Twitter
- Dec 24, 2020Jerry Seinfeld
Hate to plug my own Twitter
https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/status/1341820840149733377I'm not sure we can make that work. I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!
- OPDec 23, 2021
Greetings everyone, we have reached this time of the year yet again. Depending on your time zone it is the 23rd or will be within the next several hours. That of course means, it is time for Festivus. The holiday for those of us that hate the commercialization of Christmas, the gifts, the fake niceness. Here we air our grievances with one another.
- Tubig 🌊Dec 23, 2021
Festivus soon
- OPDec 23, 2021
Dec 23, 2021Got the pole ready it's gonna be a magical festivus I can feel it
- Dec 23, 2021
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