where's the machine that eats ass

Gross lmao

making this thread on a Sunday ?

The ultimate jack machine

u asking the right questions rn

It hasn't gone far enough yet. We need more.

Looks like a weapon to surpass metal gear

Again, I recommend everyone try blocking X/Twitter from your network. Your brain will gain some IQ points.

only if it has a micro usb charge port

IQ points won't make me C**

this is not new

where do i purchase?

Klassik

I think this is fair game tbh

Women have d****s that spin, vibrate and have 8 different speed settings. I don’t think men should be judged for wanting something like this

This s*** looks painful

Find some p**** to f*** before buying this ffs

This s*** gon snap off your p****

They are making ai cats now so yes

This, on the other hand… well, I’m curious

Might be a pain to clean tho