I have a d*** test for an internship in about a week and Ive been smoking every day for the past year I’ve been exercising and drinking at least a gallon of water a day and I’m hoping to flush the thc out of my system before the test. If that doesn’t work, I’m planning on doing a creatine/sugar/vitamin B2 cocktail the morning of the test as a last ditch effort.

Has anybody successfully detoxed their body like I’m trying to? Or any advice for me?

Just buy quickfix its fake pee
Worked everytime

Ive tried pretty much all the detox methods and they come back diluted quickfix is your best bet

Where do you have to go for the d*** test? The company site or a third party testing place?

Company site. But they haven’t told me when I’m taking it, just that it will be required for employment

Doesn’t it have to be warm tho? Like body temperature or they’ll be able to tell

Microwave it, stick it in your boxes, briefs preferred
It comes with instructions super simple

yeah just make sure you study hard and you should be fine

LMAOOOO

what’s f***ed up is companies testing for weed. when i worked retail i got tested for weed before i got hired

when i got hired at one of the top 3 banks in the country, they didn’t test s***

why the f*** do retail places test people for weed. that’s so f***ing stupid

Just order quick fix bro. Follow the instructions tuck that s*** in your boxers and you good

Works every time

A portable heat pack comes with it and you attach it to the bottle with a rubber band

Can confirm

Tape that s*** to your thigh just to be safe and just squirt it into the cup and you good

It’s archaic. Let the people smoke man

Snuck someone else’s piss in a bottle, wsrmed it up at a mcdonalds bathroom with hot water before going in the clinic.

Got the job.

Always said it you aren't smart enough to figure out a way to pass a piss test...you just don't really want the job that bad. Too much information out here for you to be trying and failing.

There’s this detox drink you can get at smoke shops. Drink it a couple hours before your test and you’ll be Gucci. Just make sure you drink a ton of water so you can piss a couple times before.

I’ve used fake piss every time and I’ve been randomly dropped like 8 times for work, works like a charm

every day for a year? that s*** is stored DEEP in your fat cells my g, a week aint cutting it...hell, even a month isn't lol. get some fake piss or hope they are only screening for harder d**** and not thc

amazon.com/Jazz-Total-Detox-Green-Apple/dp/B01N0FZ533

Thank me later