Many people talk about peeing the bed. It’s quite common, a little embarrassing but common nonetheless the less. Has anyone ever pooped in the bed? Frank in always sunny style

One time I was super sick with a flu and fever and I remember when I leaned to puke in the bucket it took me by such force that it forced the runs out of my body so I was literally in the covers blowing out both holes pause. I was 11 iirc. Real bad time

no. dont remember ever peeing the bed either

My mattress is too expensive to be doing allat

No. Actually when I got alcohol poisoning I woke up in a bed full of blood so it might have come out of my ass. Technically s***

bad idea to open this thread while eating

Only one time about a year ago. An escort was tossing my salad, but then suddenly shoved her middle finger fast and far up my dook shoot and then I sharted a lil on her hand and the bed

Nah

But I wonder how long after you s*** yourself in bed do you kinda lay in it

Obviously ideally you’d like to leap out of bed and go clean up immediately, but I’m sure the initial shock of it will have u kinda just laying in it for a moment. Wonder what that’s like

Did the session end there

i have never s*** myself outside of diapers period

Nah. She laughed it off, changed the sheets, I showered, and we went back at it

once when I had e.coli

@op all of these answers are gonna be “no” or “yes when I was dangerously ill”

I always thought that site thecoli was named after e coli

I have no idea what you’re talking about

It’s similar to ktt but for old ass herbs

A man can hope for a good answer. You never know. Sometimes im scared if I fall asleep while needing to s*** it might slip out

Real S.T.B hours

Friday morning thoughts

That's a sign to get a colonoscopy

If you not waking up when something is coming out of your ass and betwixt your buttcheeks there's a problem.

Never thought of it that way. Must’ve been common enough to an expression to be named after it. Or so uncommon that when it did happen it was the be all end all. Either way it must’ve happened, can’t imagine it all figuratively

It’s a fear I said not an experience

F***withthis pooped in the shower

op was like that one south park episode