Mine has been staring out the window for the last hour, unmoving, suspended in the expanse of the garden.

I've been sat in front of a monitor for the last 5 hours looking at spreadsheets.

Difference is my cat can escape his cells.

real (i have schizophrenia)

I have a 10 month old kitten I’ve been thinking more and more I should get rid of. Cats just speak a different language I’m not accustomed to.

I think I spoil my cat, she always has wet and dry food, running water, toys, good treats etc and she’ll still let out some sad ass sounding meows that are like nails on a chalkboard to me

She’s healthy, nothing wrong but will sometimes refuse to eat her food and instead just cry and sit by the treats until she gets those instead.

Cats are not man’s best friend, I wish I had a dog but I live in an apartment

nah cats are goated

Cats vs Dogs tried to tell yall years ago.

He is mimicking you. You are making his life miserable.
Shame on you.

Could just get the best of both worlds.

So why doesn't he exercise everyday and read literature?

Realest post ever!

Get a cat with a lively personality like a Bengal or Abyssinian.

Well did you give him books

cats are so real

He does that when you're not looking

Nooo I'm not saying he's boring

I am JEALOUS

The reality he lives is so different to mine. I feel existential dread watching him be carefree

HIS ASS IS NOT READING

Maybe he reads in his mind and he can jump higher than you so stop judging him on exercising if you aint as agile as he is

Your cat is worth more than ten thousand users (including you)

You defending him so much. Are you he???

He thinks he's him

I'm the biggest cat posting ass

I'm his spirit

Anything you like about her?

I will say a kitten's temperament is very different and you can train a cat...

What do you mean "get rid of it"??