Redheadgirl25

9mo

Might try it today are they good? Bad?

Redheadgirl25

9mo

Are crumbl cookies good tho? Or no

Cherrywine1

9mo

Not at all worth the price. Just go somewhere else… support a local bakery or soemthing

Redheadgirl25

9mo

My cousin said her stomach hurts when she eats them

proper

9mo

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save your money unless you have horrible taste in foods or have an extreme sweet tooth and like overpaying for a big f***ing doughy mostly raw cookie full of s*** cheap ingredients with a s*** recipe formulated by a bunch of lame tech bros with no background in baking at all (fyi their secret recipe is f***ing store bought cake mix smh lol)

there are bakeries out there making cookies w valrhona chocolate, expensive french/euro butter, quality eggs etc and most of those places even sell their cookies at a cheaper or similar price as crumbl

crumbl is pretty much food that was made to look “good” (they don’t even look that good tho) on your instagram for a couple likes..

but these trendy “instagramable food” spots are almost always f***ing ass cause whoever is making those dishes cares more about how appealing/viral their dish will be on social media more than delivering quality, well thought out dishes..

you know the cookie is mid if they need to put another cookie or like a slice of cheesecake or an inch of frosting on top of your cookie for it to be “good”.. (but i also get why they do that s***.. def helps with their social media presence/virality and these guys are making a s*** ton of money because of it)

ur literally just tasting straight up sugar w no nuance in flavor tho just unnecessarily sweet

think a lot of crumbl fans prolly think bigger = better or more
value for their money but id rather spend 5$ on a cookie thats half the size of crumbl but made with 5x more love and care

tldr:

if you a basic b**** you gonna love some crumbl cookies

rvi

9mo

@proper

proper

9mo

bro sent the bat signal lmfso

rvi

9mo

KingOfCookies

rvi

9mo

crumbl stans in shambles

proper

9mo

save your money unless you have horrible taste in foods or have an extreme sweet tooth and like overpaying for a big f***ing doughy mostly raw cookie full of s*** cheap ingredients with a s*** recipe formulated by a bunch of lame tech bros with no background in baking at all (fyi their secret recipe is f***ing store bought cake mix smh lol)

there are bakeries out there making cookies w valrhona chocolate, expensive french/euro butter, quality eggs etc and most of those places even sell their cookies at a cheaper or similar price as crumbl

crumbl is pretty much food that was made to look “good” (they don’t even look that good tho) on your instagram for a couple likes..

but these trendy “instagramable food” spots are almost always f***ing ass cause whoever is making those dishes cares more about how appealing/viral their dish will be on social media more than delivering quality, well thought out dishes..

you know the cookie is mid if they need to put another cookie or like a slice of cheesecake or an inch of frosting on top of your cookie for it to be “good”.. (but i also get why they do that s***.. def helps with their social media presence/virality and these guys are making a s*** ton of money because of it)

ur literally just tasting straight up sugar w no nuance in flavor tho just unnecessarily sweet

think a lot of crumbl fans prolly think bigger = better or more
value for their money but id rather spend 5$ on a cookie thats half the size of crumbl but made with 5x more love and care

tldr:

if you a basic b**** you gonna love some crumbl cookies

Childhood

9mo

used to be better b4 they wildly overexpanded

now it's like a good flavor or two once a month

just steal some from whole foods or go to insomnia

Childhood

9mo

this cookie s*** gets sooo serious fr

proper

9mo

honestly i’d much rather eat a couple of those whole food toffee chip cookies or guava cookie or that pisschoo cake cookie thing over a crumbl any day

whole foods cookies are kinda mid/nothinf special too but at least they are reasonably priced.. (even more so if you self checkout and weigh your cookies as a banana.. 6 cookies for 89 cents type s*** )

rvi

9mo

KingOfCookies

proper

9mo

save your money unless you have horrible taste in foods or have an extreme sweet tooth and like overpaying for a big f***ing doughy mostly raw cookie full of s*** cheap ingredients with a s*** recipe formulated by a bunch of lame tech bros with no background in baking at all (fyi their secret recipe is f***ing store bought cake mix smh lol)

there are bakeries out there making cookies w valrhona chocolate, expensive french/euro butter, quality eggs etc and most of those places even sell their cookies at a cheaper or similar price as crumbl

crumbl is pretty much food that was made to look “good” (they don’t even look that good tho) on your instagram for a couple likes..

but these trendy “instagramable food” spots are almost always f***ing ass cause whoever is making those dishes cares more about how appealing/viral their dish will be on social media more than delivering quality, well thought out dishes..

you know the cookie is mid if they need to put another cookie or like a slice of cheesecake or an inch of frosting on top of your cookie for it to be “good”.. (but i also get why they do that s***.. def helps with their social media presence/virality and these guys are making a s*** ton of money because of it)

ur literally just tasting straight up sugar w no nuance in flavor tho just unnecessarily sweet

think a lot of crumbl fans prolly think bigger = better or more
value for their money but id rather spend 5$ on a cookie thats half the size of crumbl but made with 5x more love and care

tldr:

if you a basic b**** you gonna love some crumbl cookies

Childhood

9mo

i wonder if erewhon got some fire i've never been @proper

proper

9mo

save your money unless you have horrible taste in foods or have an extreme sweet tooth and like overpaying for a big f***ing doughy mostly raw cookie full of s*** cheap ingredients with a s*** recipe formulated by a bunch of lame tech bros with no background in baking at all (fyi their secret recipe is f***ing store bought cake mix smh lol)

there are bakeries out there making cookies w valrhona chocolate, expensive french/euro butter, quality eggs etc and most of those places even sell their cookies at a cheaper or similar price as crumbl

crumbl is pretty much food that was made to look “good” (they don’t even look that good tho) on your instagram for a couple likes..

but these trendy “instagramable food” spots are almost always f***ing ass cause whoever is making those dishes cares more about how appealing/viral their dish will be on social media more than delivering quality, well thought out dishes..

you know the cookie is mid if they need to put another cookie or like a slice of cheesecake or an inch of frosting on top of your cookie for it to be “good”.. (but i also get why they do that s***.. def helps with their social media presence/virality and these guys are making a s*** ton of money because of it)

ur literally just tasting straight up sugar w no nuance in flavor tho just unnecessarily sweet

think a lot of crumbl fans prolly think bigger = better or more
value for their money but id rather spend 5$ on a cookie thats half the size of crumbl but made with 5x more love and care

tldr:

if you a basic b**** you gonna love some crumbl cookies