How does it feel?
Touch it and see for yourself
Is that a threat?
How would it be? My d*** is not long enough to come through a door and strangle you like the image on page 1. At best, the closest threat with it might be the ability to poke you in your stomach but of course the d*** head is not very sharp.
Why are these fellas actually talking about their ducks
And asking for pics of their decks