Three times this week, and the second one honestly left a huge f***ing hole.
It's like so spontaneous too by the way, you would think that the more this happened I would be more careful. But being diagnosted with A.D.H.D. from a young age has taught me otherwise.

I think in a few years zippers will be obsolete and buttons are coming back on a huge wave.
Quote me on that.

U going commando or what bruv

Of course, I stopped wearing all types of underwears back in middle school.

Using underwear is nasty, the same type of microgerms don't stick on jean than they do on that s***ty underwear fabric.

Trust me, underwear has been proven to have even started most types of yeast infections.

I've never heard of such an issue. Perhaps consider nut reduction surgery.

Honestly at this point of my life I don't feel like keeping any secrets or even care about them affecting me.

But when I was born I actually had a third ball and they had to do some surgery to extract the third ball.

I got the scar to prove it.

BY THE FOCKING WAY I ALSO THINK THAT SURGERY COULD HAVE MADE ME STERIL, BECAUSE I NEVER USE CONDOMS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I HAD A CHILD

Ever since I was a teenager and honestly guys, I never use condoms, I always do c***inside and everything.
ANd nothing.

It's kinda been a slow increasing trauma I've had and been scared to check out.

Aye bruh, i feel you. My left nut was in my stomach when i was born. They cut me open and put that s*** back in my ballsack. Now when a b**** starts sucking on my balls I got to tell her to chill because it's too sensitive to be played with.

Op are you black?

I don't know if you know the answer to this question, but my godfather told me this.

He told me to never ever let a women blow air inside the p****, that it can cause some type of sudden death thing.

So this one time a girlfriend of mine did it, and I focking punched her square in the eye out of instinct.

Had to explain how my godfather told me that is actually something really dangerous.

So if my godfather lied, then damn I feel sorry for that one.

I am of 100% mexican heritage, but unexpectedly do not look at all mexican.
I'm like a whitexican.

i don't see free ballin being comfortable it was never for me

Laugh it up all you want dude

I'm not kidding about that s***, underwear is a disgusting thing to use over and over. That fabric absorbs EVERYTHING.
Doesn't matter how good you wash that s***.

Knew a guy years back who got knocked out and fell backwards with his pants falling in unison. He was going commando too and the whole yard saw it. I'm pretty sure there is a vid of it out there somewhere.

Underwear also causes uncircumsized folks to find lint INSIDE the d*** shaft.

The folks that have felt this feel like I have know that is no joke.

S*** can get real serious real quick.

I would have felt nice having my shlong just fall out in front of everyone,

I'm a pretty confident guy when it c****to mini-me.

Nothing I ever went through in my life can top the embarrassment that guy must of felt after he came to.

Damn haven’t worn jeans in a while mate

Dawg when yo balls sometimes just like shift from side to side and some magical type of air rolls passes right through em

it feels like witnessing a miracle

Them same germs lingering on ur stinky ass balls

Without underwear you'd have to wash your pants or change them way more

f*** that

That's not f***ing true

Sweat and anything you name is absorbed by underwear faster than any type of normal jean/short fabric.

The same cotton that is on your ass dummy is making your ass constantly sweat and absorbing it every second you sit at your deskjob at Costcos.

Wouldn’t you rather have underwear on in the summer to absorb your ass cheek sweat rather than your shorts?

My balls would sweat regardless I sleep naked and still sweat with AC

Over the course of hours sitting during a day, your 98 degree balls will sweat no matter if it's jeans or underwear. I'd rather it get absorbed by my briefs and change those everyday instead of my pants.