ladies love that s***

Do a lot of d**** and lose your moral compass

die n reincarnate

Niggas be fat as s*** with ZERO money asking about "how to be mysterious" to get chicks as if that was the priority rn

damn bro why you gotta be so rude lol

This is so funny

add three periods after every sentence...

bro really came at my life

Listen to IGOR

blassic

Wear a trenchcoat and a fedora, speak in haiku, moonwalk out of every situation

Learn to shut the f*** up... serious

stop talking

f*** b****es get money

Don’t give out all your wisdom

Get skinny as f***

That way they know you dont care about your looks

Guys with muscles are usually insecure or compensating, and girls dont like that

bruh

girls liked to be entertained. so they want to try and figure you out or gain your affection. thats why you can never put a girl before you. ever. she will get bored.
so really, you gotta go out and gain a lot of life experience and or skills to be better than that b**** and be their daddy

Why do you think you need to be “better?”

Wear a hoodie

let them do all the talking