I was walking out Greens and Proteins with my chocolate veggiechino feeling myself and the bad hoes outside was eyeing the kid hard ufeel and sis had a ass like 2 Rick Ross’s so you know I had to spit. Anyway I said wassup and was about to get them digits so I got excited and ran to my car and tried to slide in real smooth and sexy to grab it and spin around out of it but I hit my head on the door frame hard as f*** and spilled the drink all over my driver seat. I literally froze in place like 3 seconds and looked up and both of them was just staring at me and my hand was wet from the smoothie so I couldn’t grab my phone with it and play it off so I just got embarrassed and sat my ass in the freezing slush in my gym shorts and sped home. fam I’m 4’8” and never had to worry about the door frame before and of course it happened now. Now Im down bad with a knot on my head and the smell of a veggie cocoa smoothie in my asscrack. I don’t even know which way is up from here

nigga shut the f*** up

At this point these threads should just get to the point and say "Please post my avi" in the title

And no I won't waste the energy. Good night dawg

I ain’t reading all that bro but good luck

Bro spilled a drink and thinks life is over

Tomorrow is a different day no one really cares and you dont know them women

you 4’8 you wasn’t supposed to get s*** but a fake number

sis had a ass like 2 rick rosses

Stopped reading at 4’8”

I love these gimmick accounts so much.

ur hating bro these ones probably the best type of life sxn threads

sis had a ass like 2 Rick Ross’s so you know I had to spit.

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