He seems like such a respectable figure

Really considering this as a career path

ah yes only monk to eat meat

Getting banned from China is step 1

eeeeeeevolve

Get a degree in philosophy then meet with your guidance counselor in the correct garb

go back to sleep

They send out monks to look for a child who has the characteristics of the Dalai Lama (both physical and mental)

The next succession will be very politicized but that was true at points in the past as well

You send me your credit card information and social security number along with your mother’s maiden name and your first pets name

Is this what you really meant in lose yourself ?

Damn

That ship sailed the day you signed up for this website

real life of the party, let me tell ya

You're either born it or you're not. It's like how they identify the next Avatar.

this nigga said how do i get a d**** for my mama?

You gotta know the right people and grease the right palms.

Maybe if you’re at an ayahuasca ritual

feel like i might be the avatar right now bending each element is equally difficult to me, so I think it makes sense

The first step is asking chief keef

Mike Tyson and the Dalai hittin the toad

Holy s*** his whole persona shift since hitting the psychs is wild

Dude is so lax