tell em im busy thinkin bout goin home and jerkin off

Never seen it. I don’t watch much television.

television

I get this a lot. I usually tell people 'a wise man once said nothing at all'

Or, it's better to say too little than too much.

I like to think that I'm not running my mouth, saying some possibly ignorant s*** that is gonna make people think differently of me.

It works pretty well. People respect you more when they don't know what to make of you, as long as you carry yourself well, though.

Same happened with me at my summer job lol. Sometimes, there is nothing to be said, words are mere things, and from what is there to gain from privileging nonsensical practical tasks and chatter over the beauty of pure, quiet reflection in ones own mind?

I've always liked Prince's response on The View to this question which was "I'm not that quiet, I'm just this way around you"

shut the f*** up

savage

all you have to say to that is

why are you so f***ing annoying?

This is also a good one.

Around my friends I'll say anything and talk about whatever I feel like.

oh my god i can't imagine how someone would react to this irl

closed lips make the mouth breathers frown

if you’re attractive sure