my Carmelita

You can only learn from your mistakes. Next time the teeth bother you that much just pay to see a dental hygienist

you'll only grow from here .

Leave God outta this my boy. Nasty work

@Water_Giver losing his mind in this thread over an obvious troll

Dam.

Only on the second paragraph but this but loving how you’re telling this story

How to make God-fearing individuals sound schizophrenic speedrun

thread crazy af

Stopped reading after the second sentence. Dude cant even recall if it was three or four years with his partner.

@op got a way with words A real Simpspeare

This is how OP sounded in my head

I think it might be beneficial for you to embrace personal growth and maturity and come to reconcile your inner homosexuality with your outward identity @OP. You had the entire pandemic to accept your own reality and become emancipated from your two beards, but no, every opportune moment presented, you managed to fumble and since you chose to embrace your complacency and continue scheming, karma decided to remind you of your place in the universe. But, it's not all lost, Mr knucklehead, it's the year of the dragon, the year of opportunities and last year's insight shall be this year's foresight. I know you may feel like in a dark place now but remember you will glow up tomorrow.

2 pages off a troll thread

OP and his old lady could have just gone to the dentist together and fixed all their problems

Already legendary copypasta

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