And how excruciating was it?

I've been blessed enough to where I've never had a life or s*** moment

It's not excruciating because it goes back in, so a day. I can't hold pee though

Forever,
I can switch to 100% efficiency mode which means that my body is absorbing every single nutrient and not wasting a single thing.

Real

sometimes for a couple of hours when im in class. Like I can feel a fart coming out and I just hold it in. But it sucks because the fart kinda releases inside me and it makes a noise.

I’ve never taken a s*** in my life

Yea but there’s a certain threshold I gotta cross. Like I’m just about to shut myself.

one time i was on this school science trip and i didn’t do it for 3 days
let’s just say when i got home i was hurting

can't recall but the release after holding an explosive dookie is BLESSED

Beautiful

4 days ???

Think it was two days. Was camping and didn't have anything to wipe with.

Wasn't about to wipe my ass with some leaves.

recovering from an opertation, didnt s*** for like a whole week

One time i was constipated for like 5 days after taking some methadone my friend gave me.

Needed a suppository laxative to get it out.

Best s*** ever, s*** out a softball size turd first.

Nothing but rookie numbers in here

An entire weekend. I was away from home and I was too uncomfortable to s*** where I was at

4-5 days

Had food poisoning recently and was semi-constipated at the same time. Only held it in about a day but I was in debilitating pain. Couldn’t move or hardly breathe.

Unleashed something that was not of this world afterward

Being constipated and having s*** bubbling inside you is hell.

I didn’t know what was happening at first. Literally went to the ER because the pain was so bad

Im afraid to know

magnesium citrate

4h camp or naw lol.