took me like two weeks to really get over it

yeah bro start mixing in more decaf each time you brew until you're eventually on 100% decaf

Drink more caffeine

gotta be mad soft to not be able to handle caffeine

grab a pack of smokes and grow up

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

Caffeine constricts blood vessels. The headache you're experiencing is from dilation of those same blood vessels, increasing the rate of blood rushing to your head, causing your headache

Wait it out, you can't do anything else

Drink caffeine

On the serious tip (in a 4 year old thread lmao), this is the answer

tapering off of caffeine is the only way to do it without being miserable. I taper up and down all the time

Haven’t had caffeine for damn near a week cause I been sick. Can’t wait for my next brew. It’s gonna HIT

To put caffeine withdrawal into perspective, it interfered with my titration on amphetamine

That's how vicious it is (at least for me)

Excedrin

Go from full coffee to half caf (half decaf + regular), slowly wean down to like a 1/3 mix, continue till finished

It does work, just the same as almost any d*** addiction, but when you go to 0 caff you might still have some withdrawals but it will be far less severe. I did one of those algorithm based teks on benzos and didn't die but that's the main real experience i have

You can also set this up with a changing criterion design or DRL (differential reinforcement of low rates of behavior, or another DRx) or other protocol, honestly you can f*** around with those terms on open ai and you should get a good thing to follow

This is a certified caffeine headache

Drink 1 coffee a day instead of 5

Or suffer through the withdrawals until you don't need it anymore

More coffee.

Serious answer: go sleep