how to get hoes

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  • Nov 28, 2020
    rustcohlestan

    talk about astrology and how much you hate capitalism then whip your d*** out

  • Nov 28, 2020

    I wanna add that start talking to them as if you know them, instead of being like "Um excuse me what's your name". Shows your confidence and assertiveness, no need to do some corny pickup line either. Cuz they'll either fw you or not

    Shoutout to Tip

  • Nov 28, 2020
    MM6 Moka

    Pretty much.

    Wouldn’t work with women though.

    But with a hoe, should be a problem.

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    GottaGloUp1Day

    @Brave take notes this a REAL joke

    Shoutout PUY0L...but I’m out here too
    ktt2.com/summer-walker-slams-black-men-and-says-they-need-to-be-better-fathers-99939/9#post-9365728

  • Nov 28, 2020
    MM6 Moka

    Reminds me of this video

  • Gojira 🦖
    Nov 28, 2020

    the best way of getting hoes is not trying to get hoes

  • Nov 28, 2020

    Have a baller mindset. Never show uncertainty or weakness.

    You can be at the lowest point of your life and as long as you keep a positive mind and have a reasonable knowledge of pop culture, b****es will love you.

  • Nov 28, 2020

    Just don’t be a p**** it’s that simple be confident

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    Be funny, charming, listen, kinda awkward, and overall sweet and well intentioned.

    Figure out if you're in a good position to go for the girl, if she don't seem interested or you're at a place you HAVE to be like the grocery store leave her alone.

    I hooked up with a girl I met at a festival last year. I approached her, talked about CFG, asked her about how she felt about the line up, asked was she visiting or lived here, asked if she wanted to hang after the festival at my hotel and I achieved massive victory.

    Just wait for opportunity then take it.

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    SecretGarden

    Be funny, charming, listen, kinda awkward, and overall sweet and well intentioned.

    Figure out if you're in a good position to go for the girl, if she don't seem interested or you're at a place you HAVE to be like the grocery store leave her alone.

    I hooked up with a girl I met at a festival last year. I approached her, talked about CFG, asked her about how she felt about the line up, asked was she visiting or lived here, asked if she wanted to hang after the festival at my hotel and I achieved massive victory.

    Just wait for opportunity then take it.

    Wow bro need to brag we can’t all f*** festival b****es like u jeez

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    GottaGloUp1Day

    Wow bro need to brag we can’t all f*** festival b****es like u jeez

    Not bragging, I'm weird and awkward. If I can do it so can you!

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    SecretGarden

    Not bragging, I'm weird and awkward. If I can do it so can you!

    U literally f*** everything walking around tho

  • Nov 28, 2020
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    y'all put wayyyyy too much thought into the process of trying to get hoes. and this coming from someone who don't get hoes.

    like it ain't the end of the world, just be yourself, act like a normal f***ing human, and talk to females/males.

  • Nov 28, 2020
    SecretGarden

    Be funny, charming, listen, kinda awkward, and overall sweet and well intentioned.

    Figure out if you're in a good position to go for the girl, if she don't seem interested or you're at a place you HAVE to be like the grocery store leave her alone.

    I hooked up with a girl I met at a festival last year. I approached her, talked about CFG, asked her about how she felt about the line up, asked was she visiting or lived here, asked if she wanted to hang after the festival at my hotel and I achieved massive victory.

    Just wait for opportunity then take it.

    Man

  • Nov 29, 2020
    Y0rn

    U literally f*** everything walking around tho

    untrueee

  • Nov 29, 2020
    BRAVE

    Chat niggas...WHERE THE HOES AT?

    - BRAVE

  • no clue

  • Nov 29, 2020

    Talking to them is a good start,
    Rinse repeat until you get a strategy that works like every other f***ing person on Earth. Everyone strikes out.

  • Nov 29, 2020
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    It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future — which in all frankness I doubt — this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.

  • Nov 29, 2020
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    Not first

    It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future — which in all frankness I doubt — this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.

    wtf

  • Nov 29, 2020
    Not first

    It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future — which in all frankness I doubt — this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.

  • Nov 29, 2020
    Not first

    It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future — which in all frankness I doubt — this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.

    You’re going through it huh

  • Nov 29, 2020
    skionardo

    wtf

  • BRAVE

    Shoutout PUY0L...but I’m out here too
    https://ktt2.com/summer-walker-slams-black-men-and-says-they-need-to-be-better-fathers-99939/9#post-9365728

  • BRAVE

    Shoutout PUY0L...but I’m out here too
    https://ktt2.com/summer-walker-slams-black-men-and-says-they-need-to-be-better-fathers-99939/9#post-9365728

    crine brave said: