Is this it? (Except they don't get p****)

Dressing like Mac DeMarco

Lemme check the mirror 🤔

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses
Yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game"
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude let's go! This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon
Dear Mr. Douche bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no, not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, I caught you bragging again
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister-in-law"
No you're not, come on!
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Refusing to let go when she says no
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on! Where the hell is my protein shake?"

1980s guy actually looks cool

Don't do this to yourself. King.

this is how i would picture a 2020‘s douchebag

I havent seen anyone over the age of 21 with that haircut and I’m reluctant to call anyone that young a douchebag. But yea the tiktok perm is definitely a start

F***

It's definitely part of the douchebag pack!

frat bros r timeless

they used to be calt hipsters, now theyre called "fashion dudes"

There’s many variations of the douchebag look in 2024

Surprisingly, they look like Elon Musk and other nerds today too cause a douchebag is just an a****** with money so who really knows anymore

Death of monoculture has diversified the douche pool

Broccoli hair.

Specifically broccoli mullet