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dang.

depending on the depth of the cut they can grow back though, just takes a few months. hopefully his werent too bad

similar thing happened when i was like 10. my brother was climbing on a dresser and that s*** fell and the corner hit my face right on the end of my left eyebrow. got a scar there now looks kinda cool

@op I almost lost an arm at work

you know that note on medication bout how ''you should not operate heavy machinery'' ??

well, I did and got away with a cut but it was deep and blood was spilling around so everyone at the factory stopped what they were doing and we had to replace some s***

I dunno if that counts as ''outside'' tho...If we're talking bout kid s*** I got my ass kicked a lot and I got hurt playing football a lot....kids have a mean tackle bruh

I was also on wrestling as a kid and everytime me and my cousin would watch the ''DONT TRY THIS AT HOME'' disclaimer we were immediately like ''yeah, we're trying this'' but only outside cause we'd catch a whooping if our parents knew....they beat us up so we wouldnt beat each other up...ahhh good, tender, parent-logic

Holy f*** my guy. You dodged a missile. Glad youre safe

Something similar happened to my brother. Did a backflip off a dresser but didnt get far, basically did a flip in place.

Except he didnt land on his feet. Cracked his forehead like a melon. He got stitches tho and was fine a few weeks later

I get hurt like everytime I get drunk