So my local university has several listings for custodians right now. I get a job as a custodian. Any staff at this school, as long as it’s full time, gets free tuition for their kids. So this includes custodians. Once I’ve hit whatever the minimum amount of time of employment is to get that benefit, i start offering to adopt peoples children. This doesn’t mean I take the children, their lives carry on as normal with their parents. Im simply their legal guardian. For adopting them, I offer our free tuition benefit and charge them like 10k-20k a head. They get to go to highly regarded university for four years for the price of a community college, and I get nothing but profit beyond the adoption application costs

tf did i just read

Good ass idea now delete this

I will contact you @op in 18 yrs+

on god OP on to something here

BigProfit(phet)

Who laced this man’s cigs

I used to be a pack a day smoker

Hard

Yes sir.

Made sense with the custodian part but tf you on with being a legal guardian?

He LOVES kids

You don’t get free tuition unless they’re legally your child bro

You’re a genius OP

Ok I get that part but how are you gonna approach parents to convince them?

I don’t have any kids yet but could I pre-order your services some how? Like an early bird special to secure a spot for my future kids?

Nigga tried to make mopping floors seem lit

So my local university has several listings for custodians right now. I get a job as a custodian. Any staff at this school, as long as it’s full time, gets free tuition for their kids. So this includes custodians. Once I’ve hit whatever the minimum amount of time of employment is to get that benefit, i start offering to adopt peoples children. This doesn’t mean I take the children, their lives carry on as normal with their parents. Im simply their legal guardian. For adopting them, I offer our free tuition benefit and charge them like 10k-20k a head. They get to go to highly regarded university for four years for the price of a community college, and I get nothing but profit beyond the adoption application costs

Legal guardian of what 10+ kids? Yeah sure buddy

Just kidnap homeless women and sell them on the black market lol much more money in that

um

This actually a solid plan you just to get into a network of upper middle class folks that will be down with it

No cap

Same