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  • So my local university has several listings for custodians right now. I get a job as a custodian. Any staff at this school, as long as it’s full time, gets free tuition for their kids. So this includes custodians. Once I’ve hit whatever the minimum amount of time of employment is to get that benefit, i start offering to adopt peoples children. This doesn’t mean I take the children, their lives carry on as normal with their parents. Im simply their legal guardian. For adopting them, I offer our free tuition benefit and charge them like 10k-20k a head. They get to go to highly regarded university for four years for the price of a community college, and I get nothing but profit beyond the adoption application costs

  • plants 🌻
    Oct 6, 2023
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    tf did i just read

  • Oct 6, 2023

    Good ass idea now delete this

  • Oct 6, 2023

    I will contact you @op in 18 yrs+

  • on god OP on to something here

  • BigProfit(phet)

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    Who laced this man’s cigs

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    I used to be a pack a day smoker

  • Oct 6, 2023

    Hard

  • Oct 6, 2023

    Yes sir.

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    Made sense with the custodian part but tf you on with being a legal guardian?

  • Oct 6, 2023
    DaParkDog

    Made sense with the custodian part but tf you on with being a legal guardian?

    He LOVES kids

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    DaParkDog

    Made sense with the custodian part but tf you on with being a legal guardian?

    You don’t get free tuition unless they’re legally your child bro

  • Oct 6, 2023

    You’re a genius OP

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    Tobacco al Houthi

    You don’t get free tuition unless they’re legally your child bro

    Ok I get that part but how are you gonna approach parents to convince them?

  • Oct 6, 2023

    I don’t have any kids yet but could I pre-order your services some how? Like an early bird special to secure a spot for my future kids?

  • Oct 6, 2023

    Nigga tried to make mopping floors seem lit

  • So my local university has several listings for custodians right now. I get a job as a custodian. Any staff at this school, as long as it’s full time, gets free tuition for their kids. So this includes custodians. Once I’ve hit whatever the minimum amount of time of employment is to get that benefit, i start offering to adopt peoples children. This doesn’t mean I take the children, their lives carry on as normal with their parents. Im simply their legal guardian. For adopting them, I offer our free tuition benefit and charge them like 10k-20k a head. They get to go to highly regarded university for four years for the price of a community college, and I get nothing but profit beyond the adoption application costs

  • Oct 6, 2023

    Legal guardian of what 10+ kids? Yeah sure buddy

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    Just kidnap homeless women and sell them on the black market lol much more money in that

  • brickfuentes

    Just kidnap homeless women and sell them on the black market lol much more money in that

    um

  • Oct 6, 2023
    Tobacco al Houthi

    So my local university has several listings for custodians right now. I get a job as a custodian. Any staff at this school, as long as it’s full time, gets free tuition for their kids. So this includes custodians. Once I’ve hit whatever the minimum amount of time of employment is to get that benefit, i start offering to adopt peoples children. This doesn’t mean I take the children, their lives carry on as normal with their parents. Im simply their legal guardian. For adopting them, I offer our free tuition benefit and charge them like 10k-20k a head. They get to go to highly regarded university for four years for the price of a community college, and I get nothing but profit beyond the adoption application costs

    This actually a solid plan you just to get into a network of upper middle class folks that will be down with it

  • Oct 6, 2023

    No cap

  • leekers17

    I used to be a pack a day smoker

    Same