The last 2 episodes are BY FAR the best

Ok I was muted for 2 days so time to post a big update

What if?

Overall an alright show. It depended on the scenario if it was going to be a good or bad episode. My favorites were the doctor strange one and the final 2.
The doctor strange one was sad as f*** really didn’t expect that from Disney. Then the last two ulyron f***ing s*** off and breaking through the multiverse was dope as f***. Some really great animation work here.

That said. I think because of the final two I liked it more than Falcon and the winter solider. So my second least fav MCU show. But it was alright. Just googled apparently there is a second season so I’ll watch that when it comes out. Hope they come up with better scenarios

Shang Chi

Now this movie started off absolutely amazing, the bus fight some of the best choreographed stuff I’ve seen in the MCU. Was really really good. Then the fighting arena wong and was that the abomination from hulk???? Someone let me know.

But once they met the dad… the film went off a f***ing cliff. The middle was so boring lmfao almost fell asleep. Almost nothing happened at all until they got to fake pandora so there went 50 minutes of the movie.

But the ending the final fight with the dragons and stuff was dope as hell. Some amazing CGI with that dragons and the fight was hype as f***.

Legit was a great movie if they could just cut down that middle part… but because of that I wasn’t the biggest fan.

Also I talked in private sxn about this earlier, people told me they hate awkafina in this. I didn’t find her annoying at all tbh I thought she was fine. All the characters in this I really had no complaints.

7.5/10

Eternals

Hot take…. I thought this was an absolutely fantastic movie. One of the better origin films in the MCU. All of the characters introduced in this film I actually cared for and liked. The writing in this film was fantastic. I have some issues about pacing, but it made up for it with character drama in the MCU I actually f***ing cared about.

The deviants seeing the eternals group up and fight them together was bad ass. Learning everyone’s powers was cool too and seeing them “help” our humanity kinda in the background throughout all these years.

Then Ikarus being bad man wanted the emergence to happen. Sick f***. then paper boi and fast girl fighting him nah that s*** was hype as f***.

Also the cast in this movie was stacked lmfao they got paper boi, Jon snow, Harry styles for some reason as thanos brother.

Speaking of…. How tf are they related lmfao. Adopted brother I guess? Guess I’ll find out.

But as I said pacing issues. Movie was a bit too long. Cut out some of the middle, and make them find each other faster and the movie would be better. But I really enjoyed this one… surprised to see this one is hated tbh.

8/10

Next up: hawk eye

ima jus leave this here

People coming in this with opinions on Awkwafina already, but she wasn't bad in this

goat

Finally some real love for Eternals

I think this movie was great aswell

I’m watching Iron Man for the first time and I burst out laughing when he steps out of the cave and the ground shakes like he’s a giant lmao what the f***. One of the cheapest things I’ve seen with the shake and sound effect combined with the fact a man in an iron suit isn’t gonna shake the earth

You a real one for that eternals take

It wasn't the weight of the suit that made it thump it was the power of the mini arc reactor

It seemed like what I’m talking about coincided perfectly with his steps tho, that’s what through me off

Update

Watched the first episode of Hawkeye

It is certified a classic just cause Lalo is in it

Are you gonna watch NWH once it's out on DVD?

Fucc it

I will finally watch Eternals

OP sold me

Fam I’ll be done with Hawkeye this week lol and s***s still in theaters I’ll see it this weekend

It’s good I swear

This s***s ass lmao. Don't waste his time

OP caught up in less than 2 months

Moon Knight March 30

whats yo top 5 mcu

snyder cult finna be everywhere trying to recruit new members like jehovah witness

It’s for dramatic effect it’s not literal

Been too lazy on Hawkeye rn. Other s*** and then watched Jeen yuhs today

Will watch 2 episodes tomorrow and Friday and finish

That said….

I will be caught up for Saturday afternoon…