Writing bars and rhyming is easy, the problem is when your voice is garbage and you lack charisma and topics
Facts. Its not about rhyming.
its kinda like method acting.
I just wrote this after I made the thread
I’m a finger painter
The incinerater , cremate her
Labia like the iPhone touch screen
Any deep she gon scream
no caffeine in her bloodstream but it’s double cream
Smell like Ginseng and ginger
Clean out the liver
Kiss her , trigger
I’m a strong swimmer in tbe Mississippi river
Start with “uh uh…yea…check it” then say something that sounds hard like “I’m Elvis with some bricks, I’m selfish with your b****, I’m shelving all these tricks, I’m Ellen with a d***” and you’re all set
dont worry. Not many white people can rap good. Look into accounting or day trading to find ur passion
Smoking dro with a hoe and her friend came through
Hey hi how are you
shrewd trying to get lewd
Let me take you out for food
Topped me off while I was takin a do do
merci beaucoup
Never seen a freak b**** like you
or is it I’m cute
Hey it’s air I’m good how are you
Coming to live from Lake Erie view
Nigga rap like Eminem
Smoking dro with a hoe and her friend came through
Hey hi how are you
shrewd trying to get lewd
Let me take you out for food
Topped me off while I was takin a do do
merci beaucoup
Never seen a freak b**** like you
or is it I’m cute
Hey it’s air I’m good how are you
Coming to live from Lake Erie view
Trash
I know OP's having a gag but it does amaze me that people can listen to Hip-Hop for years but be incapable of writing a decent verse
I know OP's having a gag but it does amaze me that people can listen to Hip-Hop for years but be incapable of writing a decent verse
theres not really a correlation
I know OP's having a gag but it does amaze me that people can listen to Hip-Hop for years but be incapable of writing a decent verse
what u got
I think OP a master of Click Bait. Nice one bro, bout you cant rap.
This nigga probly got plat plaques and grammys behind him. Catfishing as a dude who cant rap.