Over the pandemic, I’ve developed this habit of waking up in the middle of the night to get a snack. At first I was just a little hungry and I’d get a snack, normal stuff right?

Well you see the problem is that it’s happening every night and now it’s gotten to the point where I don’t always remember doing it. It’s like I’m in a dreamlike state, but I always remember doing it at some point randomly in the day. Now things have escalated. I recently opened a jar of peanut butter to see I filled it up with water the night before….and this morning, this happened:

DISCLAIMER: I'm a seasoned enough internet user to know you're gonna make this about feces. This is not dookie. So if there's anyone out there with a similar experience, how did you stop this dreamlike sleepwalking state?

If this is a problem your life must be pretty easy

you s*** the bed fam? f***ing gross

Alright man

this is usually a sign you will die in a weeks time

This is art

Stop buying snacks ?

I recently opened a jar of peanut butter to see I filled it up with water the night before

What?

You sleep-eating baked beans?

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It’s all starting to come together

Bruh s*** the bed

tf is that last picture, s*** look like a mutated chocolate bar

That's s*** from an ass

Come on man. I posted the pictures so y'all could see the protein bar and the fact it's all near the pillow side of the bed. This isn't dookie

nah I dont eat in bed

Find god

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when I was sleep walking and I guess I got thirsty so I filled the peanut butter jar with water and didn’t realize until the next morning

Why did I click on this

u gotta sleep in one of these @op

Find God

Bro please spoiler this

Bro tryna cover up s***tin the bed

You do got a problem on your hands