ayo slimes story time! (yah) I was looking at car audio accessories at my best buy and they had an aux you could plug your phone up to so I put on "Teen X" by Playboi Carti and I didn't realize that the one I plugged up to was connected to 2 24 inch kickers
It started playing and I turned the knob up (high kind of I was at a dispensary before) and for some reason every notch trying to turn down the volume KEPT TURNING IT UP and the the volume just kept getting louder WHAAAT! so I unplugged my phone and that awful static screeching noise was just blaring throughout the store SLATTY! and I tried to walk out but there was like 6 different colored-hair, middle-aged women waiting at the exit doors for me who just formed a circle around me and started spitting on me one by one without any warning (WHAT?!) then one of them, the one whose hair was green (I assume she led the pack) stepped forward
She was like "You are listening to a woman harasser that thinks he is a vampire and ignores his parenthood duties. Take your f***ing “vamp girl” and get the hell out of here,” and I told her it was an accident, then she didn't believe me (thought I was just vamping around xDD)
I ended up driving to CVS to get some muscle relaxants and I found the place locked with some guards outside stopping me because guess what? YESSIRSKI, CARTI HIMSELF IS IN THERE TEARING S*** UP BLOOD Turns out he was filming the music video for Sky slatt! This s*** was beautiful to witness. I waited till they were done with the filming just so I can take a picture of him while he’s leaving but he went out the backdoor on these fellas all of that happened while my vampy bae was buying a laptop
at the best buy. They let her stay because she said she loves olivia rodrigo.
Anyway that’s the end of my rockstar story, we raging till the end of life loves
Here's the song:
Shoutout @DAVIDP i think he had a similar situation or something idk pretty sure he wasn’t VAMPING around tho SLATT!
Reported op btw
Why are you rubbing salt in my wounds? They spat on me and I could smell the pumpkin spice in the saliva
someone play this at a best buy
Ban @op