I hate surfing with hippies who only stand and wait for the smallest wave to come and do nothing but scream YIPEEEE and stand for 5 seconds on their knees over the board, like f***ing please get out of my way you useless swine I’m trying to catch a good wave and everything you do is ruin my weekend

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky

Sounds like theyre having good fun 😊

YIPPEEEE

They have fun ruining mine

If you start a gofundme i will donate to help out

It's December

just keep breathing

Ever heard of the Southern Hemisphere?

Ehh

surfing alone

That's not just a thing in animal crossing? Its real ?

your miserable

op trynna shred

Rookie mistake

Jus Invest In a motorized shark fin like a pro and scare the weekenders away

At the time I go there’s green flags or yellow, no sight of any dangerous creature looking for a meal, these buttheads are well educated

I’ve never gone surfing before, could I learn how to in a week or so?

Hippie detected

The ocean is big bro just move down the beach you lazy fatty

!dream I hate surfing with hippies who only stand and wait for the smallest wave to come and do nothing but scream YIPEEEE and stand for 5 seconds on their knees over the board, like f***ing please get out of my way you useless swine I’m trying to catch a good wave and everything you do is ruin my weekend

You can learn anything if you fully dedicate 24/7 for a week