we need a new word

Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

s*** always reminds me of pedophile and zoophile Im not a sicko trying to f*** movies man, i aint calling myself a cinephile

you’re not even a little turned on by that film reel all rolled up?

bro it just literally means movie lover its not that serious

You don’t stan cinema unless you feel the sexual urge to stick your d*** inside a good film

kinohead

i know but it sounds stupid af

okay this is actually a good point

certified kino lover

Most people i talk to abandoned it a long time ago after it got adopted by youtubers and people on reddit

It stopped having any kind of special meaning years ago anyway

Getting my thang wrapped round the VHS cassette heads

you're not a true cinephile unless you've ejaculated on your favorite film's blu-ray case

also we had a discussion about elsaesser's "cinephilia" and the word itself. Although I probably tick every box I just don't use it to describe myself. some students thought it was elitist while i just don't see the need to label myself as anything. i just like cinema man

@OP watching Gaspar Noé filmography with my d*** in the screen rn, the way he intended it to be seen

KinoEnjoyer

Mans said “enjoyer”

Certified Kino Lover

Letterboxd user

Cineaholic

Ok

OP Mad af

Wait wait guys I got one!

Kinoisseur.

Eh? EH?

runs off stage

well im a real human being