My problem is simple

I really need to f*** Ali Wong. Ever since the Gunplay scene in Beef I’ve been crushing but now The YouTube Algo won’t stop recommending me shorts of her latest comedy special in which she talks about having this divorce mom energy and wanting to get d***ed down and her p**** ate 😩 I don’t think I can take it any more. I must figure out a way to strategically become reasonably famous in the next year, year and a half, get invited to an Emmy after party, shoot my shot, and f*** Ali Wong. Will you help me?

I’ll distract Bill Hader

I feel you

Scene changed my life too I feel you

Real

This that high off weed type of h**** post.

@twitch

Can he act?

We don't even know if he's capable of satisfying a lady like that. Bill Hader objectively looks like he has a big d***.

A lot of variables at play.

Wait what

I feel you. I was just reminiscing on old Ice Spice videos and seeing how perfect and juicy her ass was. It pains me that no matter what, I'll never get to eat that perfect ass now

I’m good in the U.S. and South America. She getting blacked without question

Carry on then, I believe in you. Brush up on your acting skills, someone here is gonna write a script for you.

Pics?