Note: i am a genius and I write scripts for a living, this isnt bullshit and i probably shouldnt even post a treatment this good here but its in my mind and i hope oliver is watching (tryna work for dreamcrew)

Let's flip the tables on strip club culture.

shot on film, we open to a close up of sexyy red, with lights refracting from her glasses. She looks like she's monitoring something, slowly but surely it zooms out to reveal that she is the manager of a strip club, with various women sitting at their stations doing makeup, preparing for a night of dancing.

As sexyredd walks through she instructs all of her workers to shake that ass b**** make that coochie breathe, preparing them for whats to come. We do a rolling shot showing each dancers name on the back of their chair, as drakes verse begins... we stop on the chair of a dancer named young angel. As we pan up it reveals Drake in magic mike attire, applying his last bit of make up before he hits the pole.

Drake, or Young Angel, gets up and brushes off Sexyy, as he struts through the halls on the way to the stage. As his verse begins drake his the stage only wearing a g string, rapping his verse to a crowd of female rappers singers and celebs (city girls, mowalola, Summer walker etc) who are throwing money at him.

Young angel before breaking out in a full choreographed set, serenades the crowd and comically shakes a little ass, sexyy goes up to him and whispers in his ear before giving him a bit of money. Someone has paid for a private dance from young angel.

As Drake follows sexyy red to the private dancer, it's revealed to be Sza who is wearing a full nocta sweatsuit and a durag. Young angel then gives sza a lap dance during her verse, where drake in typical stripper fashion gives her a look but dont touch type of dance.

Eventually Sza touches drake's OVO trampstamp and he goes off, storming out of the room.

After that young angel is shown surrounded by the females we named earlier (all dressed up in nocta tech fleeces and ovo gear) , getting cat called and hounded, one of them smacks his ass and he turns around yells at them.

Young angel eventually returns to the stage for one more dance as Sexyy reds verse plays, where she joins him on stage throwing ones on drake in a personal yet supporting way after the moment he had on the floor.

After her verse time can fly, and we will see Young angel with a jacket over their head and heels on doing the walk of shame from the club, as he walks out we hear a hell cat pull up presumably to pick them up, the tinted windows roll down to reveal a smile full of gold teeth, as we pan up its Zendaya in a fitted hat bent low, with her seat all the way back. Drake hops in and she drives her angel away

Didn’t read

this is why no one likes drake fans

What does it say y’all I’m not reading all that

Fire op.

Unfortunately drakes fan base is as uncreative as drake himself so probably wrong place to pitch

drake as a male stripper

"As Drake follows sexyy red to the private dancer, it's revealed to be Sza who is wearing a full nocta sweatsuit and a durag. Young angel then gives sza a lap dance during her verse, where drake in typical stripper fashion gives her a look but dont touch type of dance."

this would break the internet and flip the entire narrative of drake being a woman hater on its head. empowering women and finally giving men a taste of their own medicine

Had me in the first half