Me and the homies Thadius and Descartes were chillin smokin on the finest tobacco from the colonies when we get an expediated letter from Guinevere saying this blind chap named Ludwig van Beethoven gonna drop a hotter symphony than Mozart

I wrote back saying anyone who thinks that needs to be thrown out with the chamber pot

lemme know if this Beethoven :​ person was able to play the piano at age 3, I’ll wait. just the thought of someone surmounting the diety made me spew the ale from my pewter cup

Ludwig Van slander?

F***ing Hilarious

What in gods name is skinnerscust supposed to be

Selfie hours? Lit

it was supposed to be an emoji that wasn’t working for some reason bruh just chill and suck some with me

Haha this certainly tickled me!

We’ll revisit this in a fortnight and see who had the more fire symphony

Zaytoven

Excuse you???

this Beethoven gentleman is nothing but a salacious fopdoodle

Streets is saying Mozart got The Game feature on deck 👀 it’s getting spicy

In

nearly fell out of the carriage whenst I caught a glimpse at this

wolfGANG

You win

beethoven >>>>> mozart

no hoe is shaking her ass to fur elise i can promise you that

and Mozart doesn’t even love these harlots

Tchaikovsky is the excrement though. Sir is on some lo-fi vibes excrement that makes all the wenches damp.

@op doesn't knoweth that the slaves in the club go up when the first 5 seconds of the organ on toccata and fugue in D Minor come on

And don't hit me with that "oh Bach was just a plant cause his whole family was composers" either

Bach was just a plant because his whole family were composers