CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN

5y

Op gone review the lapdance Fantano style

p apollo

5y

We pass the blunt in an infinity cross rotation

Noir

5y

A stripper.... AND she's the one I wanted? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO F*** inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

ARCADE GOON

4y

This phrase has been living rent-free in my mind since last year

What is an infinity cross?

ragedsycokiller

4y

I think he just meant the blunt crosses in a infinity symbol lol.

Which is still f***ing funny

ARCADE GOON

4y

OK but why would you do an infinity symbol and how can you differentiate it from a figure-8? This shyt got me bracking up everytime i think about it

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

ALONE

4y

He and the homies before they light the blunt— IN FORMATION:

🚬🥶
😎 🥰
😃
😂 🤩
🥵

EDIT: LMFAO F***, ALL THESE SMILEYS WERE OUTLINED WELL BUT THEN GOT F***ED UP 🤦‍♂️ Look…

Undecided

5y

Ded

Just seen this post

Mans is bargain hunting at strip clubs

ARCADE GOON

4y

WHOLE SQUAD CHOREOGRAPHED

GEOMETRIC GANJA SESSIONS

INFINITY CROSS ROTATION

MATHEMATICAL MARIJUANA MYSTIQUE

STONER LINE UP COACHED GAMEPLAN STRIP CLUB FORMATION

CALL IT TRIGGERNOMETRY HAWT DAMN

Nuja

4y

As an adult, I understand Im in love with a stripper so much better. Its levels to the s*** though. Cant just go to any hole in the wall expecting an experience like OP is describing. A lot of clubs are just s***. But when you find the right ones and the women who are really into their s*** its surreal.Not talking about clubs specifically but the actual women. Met a shorty named Karma a month or so ago through other means, but she is a stripper (obviously by name). Crazy ass body, soft voice, great dancer & to top it off her personality was bomb. Granted, i'm not a sucker so I peeped game, but when we first met she was trying to get a read on me and how to appeal to my personality. Took her about 15 mins and if I was a weaker man I would have fallen in love lmaooooo. Have to have self awareness because these women are good at creating a version of themselves perfect for the person they are trying to appeal to. Its how they get the bread. I respect the hustle. But man its scary when a woman can read you like a book and become perfection for you (for a modest price )

Nuja

4y

As an adult, I understand Im in love with a stripper so much better. Its levels to the s*** though. Cant just go to any hole in the wall expecting an experience like OP is describing. A lot of clubs are just s***. But when you find the right ones and the women who are really into their s*** its surreal.Not talking about clubs specifically but the actual women. Met a shorty named Karma a month or so ago through other means, but she is a stripper (obviously by name). Crazy ass body, soft voice, great dancer & to top it off her personality was bomb. Granted, i'm not a sucker so I peeped game, but when we first met she was trying to get a read on me and how to appeal to my personality. Took her about 15 mins and if I was a weaker man I would have fallen in love lmaooooo. Have to have self awareness because these women are good at creating a version of themselves perfect for the person they are trying to appeal to. Its how they get the bread. I respect the hustle. But man its scary when a woman can read you like a book and become perfection for you (for a modest price )

Flyghost

4y

I really want this experience ngl

Nuja

4y

As long as you can be self aware to what s*** really is it’s nice if you know it’s a fantasy and not real. That’s how a lot of dudes end up f***ed up because they truly believe they can make the fantasy a reality.

ARCADE GOON

4y

No offence but I'm built different

I will SAVE her

ARCADE GOON

4y

No offence but I'm built different

I will SAVE her

TITOWORLD

5y

Thighs and s*** LMAOOOO

internationalhov

4y

💯

RT me @YoungFashioned