The f***in story WTF bruh
OP off that zincy he can’t think straight
KTT gon crash when OP figure out to get drunk
If she didn't say her name was Infinity, my mind would've been somewhere else.
If she didn't say her name was Infinity, my mind would've been somewhere else.
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That aside, that was the first strip dance I've gotten . She was bout naked as hell but still covered. That s*** was fye. Cus when I touched her, I felt like... I felt all her muscles. Like I felt how flexible this woman's body was
It was like I understood the tiers of how a human body worked (especially a woman) for the first time. I was like wow this girl is a stallion
Bruh it's like riding a horse. Cus me and my homies were comparing riding a horse to driving a car. Like you know how a horse is super flexible and muscly because it's an animal? You ride a horse with your whole body bruh. And like a girl is like the same thing. Honestly I wasn't really in the mood for a lap dance. But I liked it a lot cus s***, I'm talking to her about my business. I'm telling her the s*** that's about to happen that I've only told me homies. I got a fine ass girl on my lap, nigga. Spitting to her about the bread I've make, while her fine cute ass is lightly bouncing and wrapping around me like a damn stripper pole. Bruh she wrap you with her whole body even when she just sitting on you. It was honestly fascinating. So basically just moving to the music and you talking to her while she sitting on her lap.
She even was like do you wanna get a drink? I said cool but I'm slick broke. But she was like I got you and we talked a bit at the bar. Then she charged my friends for the drink she got me
Nah bruh I'm truly fascinated by this s*** bruh. Like I've never felt a human body move like that. And she was so fine, and her skin was like such a great amount of smooth, sturdy, but kitchen. Wasn't like no sweat or nothing, she was just perfectly jiggly in the right places and it's like.....
Bruh I have a lot of thoughts about this.
Op delivered
“She even was like do you wanna get a drink? I said cool but I'm slick broke. But she was like I got you and we talked a bit at the bar. Then she charged my friends for the drink she got me”
The funniest part
just read through the thread and this nigga was really on ktt at an atl strip club while getting ass in his face. you really taking it to the next level op frfr respect the dedication
This is like sub zero mountain training for the Olympics U gotta live this s***
The f***in story WTF bruh
OP off that zincy he can’t think straight
shiit off the zincy I might post live from my wedding altar
imagine throughout reading the story "this is the part where op made the thread and had ass in his face"
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Bruh I see why niggas pay for sex. It's like her body so god dang deep and fine, you just like bruh I wana *get into that s****. Like bruh it's like riding a horse, but it's riding you back.
It's like, you wanna see how that s*** is.
Man her body dominated mine. But I'm just a nigga, so she really doing some super light s***. When she meets dudes who be matching her energy bruh I promise she be wanting to crash in too. I promise
how is op so unintentionally funny
everyone one of his posts has me rolling for no reason
how is op so unintentionally funny
everyone one of his posts has me rolling for no reason
lol i just be chillin
i can't wait for the day op loses his virginity. i alr know he'll come thru with a certified ktt classic
Bruh I see why niggas pay for sex. It's like her body so god dang deep and fine, you just like bruh I wana *get into that s****. Like bruh it's like riding a horse, but it's riding you back.
It's like, you wanna see how that s*** is.
Man her body dominated mine. But I'm just a nigga, so she really doing some super light s***. When she meets dudes who be matching her energy bruh I promise she be wanting to crash in too. I promise
I get you bro
“She even was like do you wanna get a drink? I said cool but I'm slick broke. But she was like I got you and we talked a bit at the bar. Then she charged my friends for the drink she got me”
The funniest part
Bruh I had no idea about any of that s***. Like the way she did it, I didn't even realize she charged my friends for that s***.
I was impressed and a little frightened. Impressed cus she took care of me as her man, made sure I didn't get close to, hear, or deal with any of that s***. That wasn't my business, as far as she was concerned.
I didn't even know what she done until the end of the transaction.
But bruh.
I didn't even know what she done until the end of the transaction. Son. She HIGHKEY separated me from my group and I ain't know S***. Ain't know detailed. And returned me after they got the bag?? And scat.
Son. Atlanta is f***ing Wakanda War.
@Tito_Maas easily the best user in this section
These threads have me in absolute tears everytime I read them
She is so bad
This is literally the stripper I wanted
With the bezel, this is the motherfucker I wanted
I saw this s***, I saw it
Twista had this s*** on in The Source, I remember
Twista had this motherfucker on in The Source
That's right, that's right
Yo, yo, babe, yo, yo, this is the best birthday ever
@Tito_Maas easily the best user in this section
These threads have me in absolute tears everytime I read them
man that dude is almost an up and coming legend