nah op I feel you, had my fair share of that too. like that one time when they buried me in the sand and forgot me

Bulbasaur is a fictional character from the Pokémon universe so I doubt they’d have an opinion on me since they don’t exist in real life.

You mean the guy who had a successful business doing what he loved while having intercourse with the best woman he’d ever known? Sounds nice to me.

What if OP wants to wear skinny jeans tho

dam f***in sauteed him

bro

wrong + L + coward + jumbo ass

Then they’re gonna rip

okay now u just look like a clown

move to G&G

u on his side

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I’m genuinely sorry that your life is at the point where you felt like writing this was a good idea.

at this point....

Looks like you must pull your pants up by the waistband where it rips

ofc plants and bulbasaur would work together...i should've seen it coming

Same thing with me but by my crotch

i done dated...

Buy higher quality pants tbh.

U packing huh

buy pants made with ripstop fabric all my homies rock ripstop fabric

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Just don't buy s***ty pants