How? I’m glad you asked.
11:30 PM. Last night.
I went into the bathroom to let out a number two. I was in the process of sitting down when I heard the unmistakable him of a fly, and I knew that my partner in the bathroom with me needed to be terminated. No measly insect shall interrupt my bathroom time.
I got up and went into the kitchen and got something to kill it with. That thing? An electric fly swatter. I hurried back to the bathroom and opened the door, relocated the fly, and turned on the power and started swinging at it. I zapped it once but nothing happened. I cornered it into a lamp shade and got it to fly out, and zapped it again out of mid air. It fell into the coils and the metal of the swatter, and became trapped. I went full Guantanamo Bay and turned on the power, and it kept getting zapped multiple times a second. Just to make sure it was dead. It sounded like a tazer. But I accidentally held it too long and it eventually started smoking, and I was in the process of letting the button go when it caught on fire. A fly in my house caught on fire. When is the last time you have seen a fly ingulfed in flames?
I threw it in the sink and turned on the water, which extinguished the fire but left the charred carcass of what was once a Musca Domestica, but was now just a pile of ash. I went outside to the back yard and my dogs started sniffing it, but I cleaned out the thing until there was nothing left, then my parents came out and asked what I was going and I told them I just was checking something.
that’s king s***
wait you were in that thread when you took that screenshot
Some of yall need to spend way less time on here
Facts look at all these weirdos posting on KTT on a Monday night instead of going outside trying to get some p****
Couldn’t be me
Bro it’s like 9PM, females are out right now getting dinner and you mf’s over here posting on KTT
Couldn’t be me
don’t listen to them haters
how much is he paying you
not enough