or a caretaker or something. how much would this cost me

i would like them to

• wake me up in the morning
• wash my face for me
• brush and floss my teeth
• have my meals prepared (i can't cook)
• plan my day for me on a detailed schedule
• rub my body when i'm sore
• walk my dog
• do my homework
• clean my house
• find me a significant other
• motivate me when i'm sad

is this possible. how much i'll pay anything. thank you

see craiglist ads for this all the f***ing time

those dudes usually don’t put a money number on the ad i think they just work it out as they go

You’re talking around $1000 a week famo

Alright Man i Can Handle four of the Things For You ...

ill do it for free im just bored

Pay me in Lazy ...

which please 🤭

Wake You Up.. Meals... Dog House

F*** is HomeWork Tooo ....

I can help u find a sig other, but if I f*** her just know it’s because I accepted that she isn’t the one for u bro.

WHAT

Right, it’s tough finding a soul mate.

So instead of setting u up with bad relationships I’ll take the burden 😼

You can Fucc Dawg ..

My moms live in housekeeper makes like 50k a year and she aint doing most of the things on that list bro

you might be looking at 100k a year

thought about it and i'm not appreciating your offer pal. be gone . PLEASE

what can i get for 45k

Apt Car Food n Travel $$

She can clean your place daily, cook all the meals, watch the children, simple errands like buying groceries, scheduling reservations, picking up/dropping off the children, walk the dog

barely tackling the things on my list smh. the brushing my teeth, massaging me and washing my face stuff are the most important. like food i can always improvise, i don't mind walking my dog and i don't have kids

45k for that seems like a steal though. ima keep looking 😪

im will walk your dog for free if he licks my face

Nigga you can’t brush your own teeth and wash your own face?

hes disabled leave him alone

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If you aren’t trolling then sorry op, I feel like a d***head