Said she’s insanely smart and planted the story of him having a big d*** on purpose because now every woman Pete meets is disappointed because his d*** is actually average

Also put ari on blast

😭 Pete is actually a good comedian but his talents are wasted on SNL

Yeah he made a couple jokes about how he never gets any sketches

Also said Louis ck tried to get him fired from snl because he got high at work

?? he’s a comedian. using d**** to cope is part of the deal

Yeah Louis ck is a huge prick, Pete f***ing slam dunked ck with a few jokes, tore him to shreds

I thot this was gonna be the story about her getting spit roasted by her security guards

Is that true? Details?

Pete looks like a douchebag

Looks like Pete has a new special coming to Netflix feb 25th, maybe it’ll feature some of his jokes about ari

There was a story that she got spit roasted by her security guards

Always thought she made that s*** up. Cuz there’s no way his d*** is bigger than Big Sean’s

this highkey treacherous lmao

by this u mean she got a train ran on her?

I saw Pete and John Mulaney together and they were both great but Pete was better I thought. I was honestly surprised how sharp he was, he really deserves more credit and screen time. Dude's a great storyteller

what’s the difference?

Rt

He lame

He had the best roast of Bieber

He's a funny ass dude would b even funnier if he didn't have to worry about being cancelled

Saw Pete Davidson at the grocery store...

Damn Ariana still livin in his head rent free

you do know comedians make all this s*** up right

Yeah I was one of the security guards.

Pete Davidson is not f***ing funny. His hype is so surreal because he is not good. Noone gave a f*** until he was slam dunking superstar p****