Sometimes I have a tendency to add detail thats unnecessary. But thats what happened. He coughed and let out one of the biggest farts I've ever heard and then proceeded to walk out. If i can recall....I remember feeling so embarrassed my dad would act like that around company. Zero class.
Ok im confused again. Who farted, your homie or your dad?
Ok im confused again. Who farted, your homie or your dad?
My homie did.
I was embarrassed at my dad for saying what he did to my friend. i was used to him being a POS around me, I was numb to it. But I expected him to at least have some decency around my friend. After he left, my dad just went into the bathroom to grab the febreze bottle and i ran to my room in tears.
Ask to suck your homies d***. Maybe he’s gay and not u
The attraction might be mutual. We stared at each other a little too long a couple times when we were faded together eating Taco Bell in my Subaru Outback
Him telling him not to play with my buddies butthole was just one example.
One time I brought a homie over and he immediately looked at us and told me I better not be gargling his c***in my room. I got flustered and started tearing up and my homie coughed and let a fart out.
Lmaoooo ok ok
Lmaoooo ok ok
Bro its not funny. This story comes from a place of deep personal pain.
Bro its not funny. This story comes from a place of deep personal pain.
That reads like a troll post bro, I’m not gonna hate tho because I’ve told real stories on here and had niggas call me a troll. Do what’s right for you
Nah I believe you @op. My homies coughed and farted infront of my parents before too.
Nah I believe you @op. My homies coughed and farted infront of my parents before too.
Really?
Really?
Yeah it smelled so bad that my mom started gagging. Literally smelled like rotten eggs
Highly unlikely. i grew up seeing a new b**** in my house every week. I couldn't fall asleep at night sometimes cuz you'd hear another women screaming in the other room and the bed frame shaking. I never told my dad it upset me though, cuz he told me to not be a f***ing p**** at an early age
"Eat it, dont be it" He'd tell me
what a character
every post im more and more convinced hes trolling
quality thread
Its hurts me to think my life is a joke to some.
Maybe life is a joke.
Its hurts me to think my life is a joke to some.
Maybe life is a joke.
your dad said "hey i hope you guys werent blowing eachother in the room just now!" and your homie coughs, farts, and walks out and you include all those details?
later youre faded staring into eachothers eyes eating taco bell in the backseat of your subaru outback?
too specific but im here for it
your dad said "hey i hope you guys werent blowing eachother in the room just now!" and your homie coughs, farts, and walks out and you include all those details?
later youre faded staring into eachothers eyes eating taco bell in the backseat of your subaru outback?
too specific but im here for it
i'm the type of cloud that feels the need to paint the entire picture of any situation. I wanted it to feel like you were actually in the room getting a whiff of my homies fart. Or sitting in the backseat of my Subaru eating a Chalupa watching the events unfold.