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  • Nov 14, 2020
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    cloudguy

    Sometimes I have a tendency to add detail thats unnecessary. But thats what happened. He coughed and let out one of the biggest farts I've ever heard and then proceeded to walk out. If i can recall....I remember feeling so embarrassed my dad would act like that around company. Zero class.

    Ok im confused again. Who farted, your homie or your dad?

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    EMY

    Gay

    avy to post ratio off the f***ing charts

  • Nov 14, 2020
    Sponge2ChanBob

    avy to post ratio off the f***ing charts

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    Ask to suck your homies d***. Maybe he’s gay and not u

  • Nov 14, 2020
    DVLPR

    Ok im confused again. Who farted, your homie or your dad?

    My homie did.

    I was embarrassed at my dad for saying what he did to my friend. i was used to him being a POS around me, I was numb to it. But I expected him to at least have some decency around my friend. After he left, my dad just went into the bathroom to grab the febreze bottle and i ran to my room in tears.

  • Nov 14, 2020
    the end

    Ask to suck your homies d***. Maybe he’s gay and not u

    The attraction might be mutual. We stared at each other a little too long a couple times when we were faded together eating Taco Bell in my Subaru Outback

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    cloudguy

    Him telling him not to play with my buddies butthole was just one example.

    One time I brought a homie over and he immediately looked at us and told me I better not be gargling his c***in my room. I got flustered and started tearing up and my homie coughed and let a fart out.

    Lmaoooo ok ok

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    sosAMG

    Lmaoooo ok ok

    Bro its not funny. This story comes from a place of deep personal pain.

  • Nov 14, 2020
    cloudguy

    Bro its not funny. This story comes from a place of deep personal pain.

    That reads like a troll post bro, I’m not gonna hate tho because I’ve told real stories on here and had niggas call me a troll. Do what’s right for you

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    Nah I believe you @op. My homies coughed and farted infront of my parents before too.

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    WESLEY THE GREAT

    Nah I believe you @op. My homies coughed and farted infront of my parents before too.

    Really?

  • Nov 14, 2020

    Op I support you coming out get that d*** bro f*** the haters 💯

  • Nov 14, 2020

    I believe OP

  • cloudguy

    Really?

    Yeah it smelled so bad that my mom started gagging. Literally smelled like rotten eggs

  • Nov 14, 2020
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    cloudguy

    You Disappoint Me

  • Nov 14, 2020
    cloudguy

    Highly unlikely. i grew up seeing a new b**** in my house every week. I couldn't fall asleep at night sometimes cuz you'd hear another women screaming in the other room and the bed frame shaking. I never told my dad it upset me though, cuz he told me to not be a f***ing p**** at an early age

    "Eat it, dont be it" He'd tell me

    what a character

  • Nov 14, 2020
    You Disappoint Me

  • ANIME

    cloudguy more like cloudgay haha 😅

    I’m mad I laughed at this lmao

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    every post im more and more convinced hes trolling

    quality thread

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    mctate

    every post im more and more convinced hes trolling

    quality thread

    Its hurts me to think my life is a joke to some.

    Maybe life is a joke.

  • #believecloudguy

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    cloudguy

    Its hurts me to think my life is a joke to some.

    Maybe life is a joke.

    your dad said "hey i hope you guys werent blowing eachother in the room just now!" and your homie coughs, farts, and walks out and you include all those details?

    later youre faded staring into eachothers eyes eating taco bell in the backseat of your subaru outback?

    too specific but im here for it

  • Nov 14, 2020
    mctate

    your dad said "hey i hope you guys werent blowing eachother in the room just now!" and your homie coughs, farts, and walks out and you include all those details?

    later youre faded staring into eachothers eyes eating taco bell in the backseat of your subaru outback?

    too specific but im here for it

    i'm the type of cloud that feels the need to paint the entire picture of any situation. I wanted it to feel like you were actually in the room getting a whiff of my homies fart. Or sitting in the backseat of my Subaru eating a Chalupa watching the events unfold.

  • pimpin

    Move to gay sxn please...

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