Check if your state allows it

I was at the zoo a few years ago and witness a group of monkeys vomiting on themselves and licking it back up.

That thing turns on u and ur dead

S*** could rip ur face clean off

did you even watch the video :skinnerpathetic:

Damn only trash states allow it.

Washington state, Montana, Nevada, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Wisconsin, Illinois, Ohio, Alabama, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina have

Maybe not even in Washington and the Carolinas anymore.

I'm against this in principle, but holy s*** having a pet monkey looks mad

as a teen i wanted a pet dolphin that i could carry on my back as a pet in a water tank.

Idk how strong I'd thought I'd have to be
But

I want some thick monkey meat

Source : cousin

gonna get mashed like potatoes

Wanting another male species

Is it bad that I thought this was a racist thread when I saw the title

i scrolled past it then came back like

monkeys kinda suck tbh

u really think that's funny

Yeah