I was watching some pop tracks on youtube because I don't normally listen to stuff like that. Anyways this Charli xcx song comes on and somehow I made it to 2020 without knowing what she looks like. Anyways I was transfixed on the way she just looks. Like she's kinda ugly hot looking. Like strange in a good or at least interesting. I'd say handsome maybe. Since watching her music video I've had this strong urge to lick her face. Like lick her all over her face and suck on her nose and stuff. It's not sexual. I don't think I want to f*** her but I really want to run my tongue on her lips or somewhere inside her mouth but I don't want to f*** her. I've been feeling very uncomfortable since I found out what she looks like and being unable to lick her face is very frustrating. I don't know what to do...help

i wanna lick her booty

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Did you just call her handsome?

Lord

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i want her 2 kill me tbh

What is going on

it's all fun and games till OP is on the news for killing her

Did you read the whole thing?

Multiple times. I have to familiarise myself with the case before it gets brought to my desk on Monday morning.

You’ll get no help from me cheif

Are you doing detective work for the h**** police now

This is an open and shut case. OP’s aptly named for when he does a runner.

Good work on the job then
Why haven't you sent me in before then? Or are you saving those handcuffs on me for a different place?

Agree

I hornee

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