ask me a question, and I'll tell you what will happen. I was recently initiated in giving akashic readings, and I want to test it out.

will I die after hitting this spoon

Will they #freethug?

Can I f*** Mia Goth?

no

you do not need to know the answer to this at the moment

no

How will my life look a year from now?

You’ll be preggobear 🤯

yes, KD will win a title this coming season.

as for the second question, you do not need to know the answer at this moment.

When will this site shut down

Magic Johnson Bear 🐻

Readings for nerds

Give me video games on my future

He was givin top to all those bears now he has to bear their kids 👍

Will I make it

exactly one year from now, you will be sat down while wearing a green shirt. there will be something yellow in the upper right corner of your field of vision. perhaps you are watching a sunset, or a movie with something yellow in it. perhaps it will only be a lamp

you will feel like the great clown pagliacci

in the month of june.

not sure if that means this june or next june or some other june after that. as far as the year goes, I think that falls under the category of information you do not need to know at this moment.

would you play me if I read you?

What the

yes :)

think abt it