Telling a black man to call himself a monkey

In my spare time.

The rest of the time I’ll try and convince the other monkes that bananas are opium for the masses and that it’s time we stand up to the corrupt alpha monke.

In reality though I’m an ultra nihilist using my devout followers for my own personal cosmic experiments.

Tf? Idgaf what skin color you have. Just choose a monkey or get the f*** out. I choose Gibbons. Whats your choice?

The war on fruit

🦍

War veteran. Gladiator monke.

How you gonna have Popeye arms with business man legs?

You are 100000 years old. You can fly, read other monke thoughts, you only eat winds and sunlights.

cause im built different

These lil niggas adorable

Now we talking. They cute, hopefully chimps wont find em.

guy got a nice beard and everything.

This motherfucker will be getting on everyone’s nerves though.

Why he looks sad. But the beard trimmed amazingly, they have nice barbers and everything!

Do lemurs count

No.

They’re a primate

That means apes don’t count.

The one wit its ass out

I make the rules. My thread.

Orangutan. The chillest of all apes

Feels bad man