A witch could take them for her soup now though

Pigeon head

Ion know why but this killed me

A locust

Kinda feel like that's even worse lol. But rabbits get after it so you'll get more nuts than a squirrel no matter how long your life lasts

But if we're opening this up to mythical creatures I'm choosing a dragon

Fly around doing what I want, then go to my far away cave to sleep on my hoard of treasure until some legendary mf ends me? Bet

Pterodactyl

Tiger

Lumberjack

Maybe a tree

Wild horse or an eagle.

Mantis shrimp or falcon

Dung beetle

A crab. Could just eat sore vagina

This is good but don’t want to be boiled alive

I’m a gorilla in a f***in coupe pull up to the zoo

Always wondered what it’s like to be a human

troy ave stans mom

spider

Killer whale

My username

Not familiar with this user but it seems like they really have some garbage tier threads, so good riddance.

I like this one, I can envision being a turtle. Just chilling under the sun in the water.