Disgusting

I just looked it up mf weighs 1200 pounds

Ill make it work idc

stfu

Oh yeah

Growlithe or bulbasaur

that pink b**** that makes u sleep when it sings

Shut up mutt

I’ve got the armoured one as a pet in Pokemon Go

Treecko the homie too

Chilling in the treetops with this mf

qt

Smeargle

Absol

Getting High and painting w Smeargle

somebody already said ditto right i could have squirtle one day and mewro the next 🤩

no personality in a ditto even when they transform

Same

eevee. just because one day my eevee will randomly transform into one of eight possible pokémon.

This an elite choice honestly

Jigglypuff

Or the b**** that gives out eggs, turn a profit off your slave pokemon

Rychu or charizard

Where you gonna keep big ass Charizard

Charmeleon the best out of that evolution family