Arceus for obvious reasons

Alakazam because he has a very high IQ and could help me with my homework

And oranguru as a smoke buddy

“AAAAAAAAAAAA”

y’all picking pokes that won’t hesitate to rip you apart

I would have three Bellsprouts and f*** the s*** outta they throats thats just me though

Ditto if it can transform in to a big booty b****

Zapdos cause he a bad mf

Ditto the only way y’all gettin any. That’s tough

You have three dogs don’t you

Slyveon, Lurantis, Brionne

I'll just take my favorites:

Gengar
Mimikyu
Buzzwole

Mewtwo and Kyogre also pretty high up for me

Dragonite
Charizard
Eevee

water gang, REAL.

hitmonchan for whenever i see my ops
dragonite because it's f***ing dragonite
gengar bc thats my fav pokemon

reported.

Clone Charizard

Eevee

HM: Cyndaquil, Squirtle, totodile or Bagon

Gengar
Alolan Raichu
Ninetales

Nah I have zero More of a cat guy tbh but my fiancée is allergic

man im not tryna get overly common ones that everyone wants people would be getting dragonites like supreme tees, no fun or originality in that