For me, it would definately be my p*** art.

Thats a secret

None.

Hmmm idk actually, I’ve done a pretty good job at not leaving any traces for any of my weird s*** lmao

its 2020 define dirt

All the times i bullied kids on minecraft and fortnite

Something that the average boomer or soccer mom would be appalled by, and could make you lose an election. It could be something like saying the word "tran ny" or something else when you were young, or an actual crime like pirating music

Ktt posts

My post history.

I believe in 30 years people will be closer to my wavelength rn tho so I think I could successfully run for office in the future and come out unscathed.

The body in Alabama

me being a dirty commie

P*** history.

Ive been suspended in middle school🤔

Also probably horror stories from my ex’s if were being honest

Or just from people in general 💀

Im a nice guy tho just misunderstood😪

Oh ye and p***

• My KTT career
• One of my homies would probably expose some wildly offensive s*** I’ve said behind closed doors
• Being toxic
• Certain s*** I won’t speak on

literally every point

Probably KTT lol

i like feet

They would track down my early edgy ktt 1 and rapgenius posts

And something embarrasing happened in 2013

I'm the most morally pure person of all time so they can't cancel me. Never even had a bad thought

Probably my Grindr pics if someone saved em. I hope not tho haha

I lie about my d*** being smaller than it is so as not to intimidate my peers. If word got out, I’d be ruined.