I'd think she'd eat me if we keeping it a buck

I wouldn't trust OP around my children

That's uncalled for

id get her pregnant clearly

i'd be a father 2 more months after that..

I'd be fine, she'd be slimmer.

cuddle her for warmth

You couldn't wait for her 18th birthday huh.

op came with the most predictable s*** oat

I did though

You gonna have to switch to Bhad Babbie now.
Since you evidently into minors

i would f*** her everyday

High standards buddy

Stop acting like you have standards, weirdo.

Since im the weirdo, explain to us how old she was in your avatar

I'm waiting

This picture is not sexual in any way shape or form, weirdo.

imagine stanning mid teen music

Of course not, why don't you have a seat over here sir

Imagine stanning Hogwarts's class s***.

She would lose about 50 lbs

Hermione is the opposite of a s*** wtf

I'm scared...