Old man d*** nasty bruh Tf

yeah okay you and all the other kids at school been calling my dad a myth for years now but frankly i’ve had enough - he DOES exist and if he got a snake bite on his d*** i WOULD suck it out

Consciousness makes it a whole lot different, but uh our relationship weird yeah

gonna have to cut it off

Well snakes aren't poisonous, and if they were then a snake biting his d*** would be harmless unless he ATE the snake

okay “venomous” phd smarty pant

I aint doing s*** until i see a positive dna test then

dude what the heck ? thats a sick question whywould u even pose a hypothetical like this

snake bit him, snake can suck it out

r u gonna answer the q or not