I work on the phones doing telesales. And a customer jokingly asked if I’d suck d*** for a £1000000. To which I played along with. I even jokingly said calls may be recorded for training and monitoring purposes after the joke.

My manager heard the conversation yesterday now I’m in hot s***. What the f***

🤨 why are customers asking you for your head fees?

I can’t even believe this is happening lol. He was Irish. My explanation to the manager was that he initiated the jokes. I guess I didn’t show professionalism but we’re encouraged to build rapport.
In hindsight this was stupid but I thought we’re all adults and they’re taking this seriously.

OP works at the d*** sucking factory

U supposed to be a robot at work, tough luck man

get a lawyer

The thing is I’ve had senior members talking about smoking weed on holiday which I initially felt uneasy about but nothing happened there. I mean where is the line drawn?

Nah I f***ing hate this job

Might’ve been better for you to take the high road, and not reacted to the joke or just slightly chuckled and carried on quick (swept it under the rug)

…Or in this case, SWEPT IT INTO THE BYKE OF YA THOAT!!

tell your manager what kind of man listens to another man's conversations on the phone and give him the look while you do it

I get paid to answer questions like that. Find a new job OP

You should call back that man and ask if the offer is still available

“s-sir it wasn’t my fault, it was just a joke please don’t fire me”

“don’t fire you? this you??”

OP better call that guy back and offer your services

Was it all worth it, Lieutenant Chucklefuck?

LMFAOOO BRAVE U NEVER MISS BAYBAY

MY BOY

Isn’t that just more reason why you should give them hell for letting you go for something like this? If you have any proof of other seniors being inappropriate you might have a case.

Yeah it's a learning experience but nah op u can't joke bout sucking a customer d*** and not expect blowback unfortunately. It's always gonna come back on u

was gonna say you could pretend you misheard the d*** suck part and thought you were talking about something else far more mild, but sounds like you're past that

I don’t think it would matter if you made the sale