I can't even open my feed without seeing 10+ b****es trying to flex in selfies, with stupid melodramatic captions. And then there's the ones with 700 daily memes about there love life. Are you that f***ing bored?

Get over yourself

quit fb then dummy

I would but there's still some people I f*** with on there. (Relatives and old friends)

Who tf uses Facebook

then just ignore the bs like you would in real life

why are you on Facebook in 2020

Aside from what I already said, there's a few baddies DMs I've been known to slide in from time to time.

Ok

All the “baddies” on FB are all post-pregnancy nursing assistants or dental hygienist

aggrandizing

wtf is that even

Not the ones I pull lol

Old people like me

Imagine caring about that enough to make a thread about it.

Instead of trolling you could always just Google it. It's a pretty cool sounding word tbh

Chicago Facebook bussin.

Y’all just got a lame circle of friends lol

Facebook is like the biggest social media app lol

why you facebook for real

its not that deep

This is just social media not only Facebook

It’s even worse when ppl consider influencing actual jobs

don't most girls do this on social media
once girls get 500+ followers they become influencers

Also a lot of the ig girls get paid by Arab princes to get s*** on and f*** camels

True.. and honestly the worst part is no dudes ever gonna be able to keep these attention w****s from cheating. They crave validation too much.

Its almost all hoodrat b****es and niggas w no future

when it comes to my age range