Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
I think he was about to put his meat on yo neck gang. S*** so long he had to strap it down with Velcro
Him just awkwardly discussing texts with Grimes out of the blue
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
were you boutta get jerked off on?
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
imagine being the sole victim of a shooting damn that would suck
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
Man what you let bruh sit next to you while the whole theater was empty
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
yo my bad bruh
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
Is this a copypasta?
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
Bro you almost met Kanye
Is this a copypasta?
Lmaooooo, nah, that actually happened to me yesterday
I’m hoping he was just doing something harmless with his shoe and I was just overreacting but in the moment I didn’t wanna take the risk of finding out especially in today’s climate
Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.
I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.
So everything’s normal, watching the movie.
Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.
So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.
As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***
u saw that nigga walk up and sat close to u like