I was arguing with this dude about cannibalism and he said:
''There's a lot of things programmed in the human body, like sex, when there's wasn't female stock guys f***ed other guys to get their nuts off, uno, cowboys, neanderthals, you know all that s*** man, like mfs travelling through long ways and they prolly got their nuts about to explode and damn, there might be a way to help each other, and some of them even liked that so they turned homosexual, welp, same with cannibalism, when there ain't no food around you ain't gonna eat ground and dirt man, you eat the first thing you see in front of you, no matter what, and if it's a human, like if you've in a closed room with a person for 3 days, man you better season that mf a la green inferno before he or even she thinks about it before you, but this ain't the case tho, because the native caribbeans used to eat people like nothing tho, and there was plenty of food around them so man like who knows''

like damn cowboys, remember that story about a teacher saying that cowboys were gay and they left the towns to f*** in the desert n s***

great example

then these mfs would go back to the town and start families n s***

''I'm not a f@​g''
yeah bro fasho

then the guy from nightcrawler would come back and start deep french kiss the other guy

goat scene

So basically gays don’t get b****es and that’s why they’re gay

its just cool

Lol?

Instincts are just things we do to survive. It’s our instinct to eat when we’re hungry, cause if we don’t we die. If we are hungry for long enough with out anything else, we will eat what’s available to us.

@OP's friend is Armie Hammer

this thread feels like a god damn fever dream

If you got that Armie Hammer mentality

I am still in disbelief, this can’t be real

it’s as real as your cock.

this sounds familiar